Reason #342 Why I Should Have Been Plumber

I just taught and entire hour-long lesson on the Holocaust and the history of Nazism with my fly down. And no, I'm not wearing a really long shirt. And no, I wasn't just sitting behind my desk. I was standing, in front of the world map, gesturing wildly and emphatically with my sparkly golden pointer, and and, evidently, my shiny silver underpants.