From the back seat of the car...
Abby:  Monkeys are really smart.  They're practically human.
Amelia:  They're not practically human.  They just have hands.
Abby:  No, they're really smart!  I saw one sneeze and then wipe his nose with a tissue.  
Abby:  Octopusses are the smartest animals.  They can climb into a box, lock it, and then climb into a smaller box, and then figure out how to get out again.
Abby:  But monkeys can hold onto to trees with their tails!  It's like having three hands.
Amelia:  Whales are smarter.  They have huge brains, and their own language.  
Mom:  Elephants are really smart, too.
Abby:  I know.  They can play soccer.  I saw it on TV.
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An exchange with my new student, who I will call Sam...
Mrs. B:  Hey, Sam, what did you have for breakfast this morning?
Sam:  Granola Bar.
Mrs. B:  Well, it made you even smarter today, because you're doing an awesome job on those comprehension questions.  You should eat a granola bar for breakfast every day.  Your brain likes them.  
The next morning...
Sam:  Hey, Mizz B...look!  (Pulls three granola bars from his pocket.)  I bought them with my own money.  I'm gonna rock your world today.
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Another student exchange...
Kate:  Mrs. B, can I ask you a question?
Mrs. B:  Of course.
Kate:  How is your coffee this morning?
Mrs. B:  It's fine, thanks.
Kate:  I'm glad to hear that because I have some bad news...
Mrs. B:  What's that?
Kate:  I'm going to Harry Potter world and my parents said I can't take you with me.
 
 
This is made of awesome. Conversation #2 should be pinned to your board to remind you that even in your hardest moments with the hardest kids you do right by those students every day.
ReplyDeleteAnd #3 is adorable.(Also supports how much your students respond to you even if you think they aren't listening.)
These are hilarious. Keep these coming. You should assemble a big collection of these.
ReplyDeletegiggle, giggle, giggle -I love it! Thanks for the smile and insight into your world :)
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